Emily has to pick Jef. his family loves her. he gives her the best hometown date in Bachelorette history. he spells his name with one F. he works for a company that gives third world nations water. his hair was crafted by angles.

Arie gives me the heebbz, they’ve never actually had a conversation because their faces are always connected, and his family speaks in Dutch at the dinner table so they probably hate her.

Sean lives with his fucking mom…

And lol Chris is so boring. he could kill inanimate objects with how boring and bobble-headed he is.